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Show Us Your Crackers: Gretel Killeen and Jackie Loeb

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Jackie Loeb is Jewish and Gretel Killeen is a lapsed Methodist, so we thought it’d be a good idea to find out their top Christmas gift tips…

Jackie Loeb is Jewish and Gretel Killeen is a lapsed Methodist, so we thought it’d be a good idea to find out their top Christmas gift tips, before their amazing new show, Show Us Your Crackers, explodes for one night only, Dec 5 at The Comedy Store.

 

Gretel’s tips:

1) Don’t give anyone a saddle unless they own a horse
2) Just because you think someone already has everything doesn’t mean you should give them four pork chops for Christmas
3) Try not to re-gift an item to the person who gave it to you in the first place
4) The label “one size fits all” actually means “doesn’t fit anyone”
5) When giving large sums of money, always write your name on the notes. Sure it’s illegal and renders the cash useless but at least they’ll know who gave them this useless, illegal, but otherwise thoughtful gift

 

Jackie’s tips:

1) Don’t stuff your Christmas stockings while someone’s legs are still in them
2) Turkeys will not feel excluded if you opt for prawns
3) Volunteering at a soup kitchen once a year on Christmas Day still doesn’t make you a good person
4) Celebrate the Baby Jesus on Boxing Day and save up to 50 percent! (Sorry, no rainchecks)
5) Texting elderly relatives in nursing homes is almost as meaningful as not visiting them

Show details can be seen here:

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Gretel Killeen

Gretel Killeen is the author of more than twenty books. At various times she hosts radio and television programs across the country, works as a journalist, stand-up comic and voice artist, and writes and directs feature films and documentaries.

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  • Joe

    I live in Victoria come do your show here before end of year and I will buy you a beer and tell you all about my brother and how he ruins Christmas every year lol

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