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While you were asleep: Trump’s lawyer guilty, Trudeau faces furore/racism, Dolly enters the meme game

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Good morning, gorgeous. Overnight, Donald Trump’s lawyer decided he was guilty, Justin Trudeau was the subject of a flame war and Dolly Parton discovered memes. Ok.

 

 

Michael Cohen pleads guilty, admits he broke the law at Trump’s behest.

Well, well, well. Well. The thing that he hoped for happened, but it wasn’t nearly as good as we hoped it’d be. Donald Trump’s longtime lawyer has pleaded guilty to eight counts of chicanery, entering a plea deal with federal prosecutors. The juiciest nut of the entire bag is this quote, which didn’t spare Donald from the fires of uh-oh.

 

 

Now, disappointingly, the trail from there might run cold, as the plea deal stops him from talking to the New York investigators, but he’d have no protection from the FBI’s questions, should they come a-knocking.

 

 

Cohen is facing jail time, and a fiduciary hit, but for those looking to place Donald’s head on a pike, it’s barely a home run, as while the sitting President is implicated, we’re unsure how much he’ll be scraped by the bullet that Cohen unmistakably took this morning.

 

 

 

Justin Trudeau uses politics to fight racism, Canada stoops to an Australian level of discourse.

The scalp of Trudeau is a prize sought by many. Myself included, mostly because I’m an Australian, and as such, our politicians are an embarrassment, and forever should remain as such, and no examples should ever exist that refute that logic. Overnight, the Twitterverse kind of got Justin totes real good, as it seems that he called someone racist as a diversion, as a means to not answer the question asked of him.

I mean, honestly, I don’t think so.

 

 

But, Twitter is as Twitter does, and shortly it devolved into a gum-flapping exhibition in folly.

 

 

Racism, Carbon tax, Doublespeak.

We did it, dudes. We finally did it. We’re just like Canada.

 

 

Dolly Parton enters the age of internet mirth, dusts off antique meme.

Everyone loves Dolly Parton. Presumably, because she’s a throwback of when America was great, back when you could work 9-to-5 and make a living, and when Burt Reynolds was quick to violence or the accelerator. She’s an institution of time and out of time. Like the Smithsonian, but with bigger guns, y’know?

This morning, Dolly made with the memes, referencing the goliath of mirth of early 2018 (that we somehow all lived through), the “distracted boyfriend” meme, further making reference to her 1973 banger Jolene. 

 

 

Nice. Although, if Dolly-based throwback memes are now a thing, may I suggest this one?

 

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