Well, it’s official. According to science, we’ve wasted our lives. But at least thanks to a new handy chart, we can know exactly what we’ll never be as good at again.
Yesterday, the Turnbull Government reached peak Turnbull Government, in that they’ve become fluent in doublespeak, using it on multiple fronts.
We’ve always suspected there’s something psychologically wrong with people who dislike cheese, but did you know science actually backs this up too?
Well, fudge (from the specialised aisle). It seems that the holy land of gluten-free diets may indeed banish you to the hell of Type-2 diabetes. Thanks, science!
One feudal figure known as Dave, the Malaphor King, has charted the nonsensical idioms of Caesar Trump and his administration. All hail King Dave!
According to research the best way to motive your millennial workforce is to keep them away from the office as much as possible.
Two researchers stateside have proved that females are less receptive to morphine, so thanks to the findings, more advanced pain relief could be on the way.
When Bernardi turned his back on the Coalition, a brief pang of SSM optimism was felt: would it now be discussed differently? We quickly got our answer.
A pioneering group of researchers have discovered why our minds believe falsehoods such as fake news, and have developed a method to stop it.
There’s a cathartic place to group and complain on Twitter as a collection of Trump voters are voicing their regrets.
In the last week, we haven’t seen him take the wrong steps, rather we’ve seen him take none at all… Has Malcolm Turnbull failed in leadership of our country?
Despite our best efforts, our cells are ageing rapidly. A recent study pointed the finger at the time we sit inactive. Sorry.
If there’s one thing that will get us through life, it’s Meitu’s animefying face filters. But what’s really going on with this app?
Not content with a burning van outside his office, Lyle Shelton’s comments on marriage have immolated the bridge between logic and the rest of us.
The downside to always being connected, is of course, always being connected. Is our push for innovation blurring the line between public and private, or have we already crossed it?
Accidental home ownership, a village missing its idiot, Centrelink on how to deal with people in crisis and an intercontinental Presidential romance. So 2017 is off to a great start?
A new year, new you? According to the minds of science, you’ve already failed before you’ve begun. Welcome to the proven “false-hope syndrome”. Welcome to 2017.
According to the minds of science, those joggers you regularly (read: disdainfully) cross paths with actually reach a higher mental capacity than us normies. Show offs.
Looking to beat the Boxing Day blues? Well, science has got your back! Here are some top tips to reduce buyer’s remorse over the Christmas break.
Christmas has many traditions, but the walk to the 2016 version has taken many a strange path over the history of the holiday.
Despite the news of the deficit, we’ve somehow kept our AAA rating. However, I contend that the finger the Coalition points in blame should be upon its own chest.
With the silly season upon us, it’s best to glance at other cultures for Christmas inspiration. Or for lols. You know, whatever.