Friday. Hooray. It seems this morning that Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in, MH17 was felled by the Russians and Ronaldinho hopes to marry two women…at the same time. Ok.
With the Skripals mysteriously recovering from their poisoning, the danger of this moment is that those that preceded it will soon be forgotten.
One more sleep. Overnight, the NFL decided to free America, the man to fill Arsene Wenger’s puffy jacket was named and Twitter discovered Japan.
Morning! Overnight we’ve discovered the expanse of China buying our government, the finite lifespan of the PS4 and how much we’re no closer to determining the Rookie of the Year.
They might have been chased out of the Middle East, but Islamic State is now setting up shop on our doorstep.
It’s nonsense for breakfast as the Royal wedding gifted us a meme, a survivor of the Texas school shooting didn’t blame guns and Donald went the full Donald.
We’re two months into our movement, and now it’s the turn of the union to speak their piece.
It’s been an awful week. Awful because peace was so close, yet eluded our grasp. Be it the Korean peninsula, the cliffs of Western Australia or the streets of New York. Oh, well.
It happened again. With mass violence visiting another school, the lawmakers of Texas have found a new way to duck the issue.
Friday, you spectacular lover. I know you’ve had better. Overnight, Serena Williams stole the spotlight from Meghan Markle, someone was disappointed on holiday and Tasmania started a culture war against France.
Morning! Overnight we saw the Yanny/Laurel war rage on, the Pope selling his hypercar and the re-re-re-re-rebirth of the 1990s.
Morning! It’s a bad one. Overnight, South Korea pushed the North away from the bargaining table, Tom Wolfe left us and Mr Markle continues to make his daughter’s wedding about him.
High scandal this morning, as the Royal Family booted out the father of the bride, the Socceroos squad was thinned to 26 and Melania Trump now resides at a hospital.
Again violence against those of Palestine has made the news. However, in admiring their resilience and not questioning the aggressor, we’re enabling the cycle.
Monday. Hooray. Overnight, LeBron’s Cavs were stopped by a bunch of kids, the latest Newspoll confused us and the Toronto police succeeded where the Avengers failed.
Well, what a week that was. There was diplomatic change in Malaysia, the revisitation of gun violence, and one continent ceased to exist.
Friday. How sweet it is. Overnight, the Hobart CBD went the full Atlantis, Spotify moved against R. Kelly, and a very famous police station was shut down.
Melania Trump’s recent anti-bullying campaign made the news for plagiarising Michelle Obama, but maybe her attention should be focused on someone else.
It’s morning. Again. Overnight, Donald Trump almost did a group he hates a favour, India joined the space race and fans of Harry Potter gave themselves over to the dark mark.
Morning! Overnight we’ve witnessed Trump do something foolish, Uber do something somewhat concerning, and Hollywood do something extremely bogus.
A USB exchanged hands when South and North Korea met, on it was an ambitious plan for a unified Korea. Sadly, one moron is trying to undercut the moment with his presence. Guess who.