Good news! Well, sort of. A classic phone stunt removed Trump from office, the sugar industry hid a secret in the 1960s, and a seal was kicked out of a restaurant.
Despite the magnitude of the leak, the whole ‘Paradise Papers’ fiasco passed without sustained comment. Why? Well, we might have a clue.
What a morning. We’ve witnessed the exits of Ange Postecoglu, Robert Mugabe and my childhood innocence. Hooley Dooley.
You know how it works. The news, undercut by irreverent waffling. This morning, Lena Dunham became a phrase, Donald lived his best life and the Batman needs a new face. But who?
Monday. Why always you? Between then and now, we’ve had Robert Mugabe refusing to back down, Salim Mehajer face the music, and the UK got well serious with plastic, innit?
Good morning all! The week that just flew had a nicer face than usual. Unless you’re Robert Mugabe. Or you voted ‘No’.
As the US becomes more divided, will old battlelines be redrawn, pitting Americans against Americans as it was 150 years ago?
Yesterday was a great day for those who voted Yes. However, those who disagreed still very much do, and as much as I hate to say it, Australia is no less divided.
Oh, my head. Too much revelry. Overnight, Drake decided to do the right thing, Mugabe was asked to clean out his desk and the Popemobile got an upgrade.
With the results official, the real challenge is what comes next. While the postal vote split us, it is our responsibility to return as one, to debate.
Morning, all. What happened while you didn’t care? Well, Jon Stewart stated the obvious, Lambie refused to go into the night and Sweden won, but lost the plot.
Slightly more positive news this morning, as Joe Biden may run in 2020, the marriage equality vote was sullied and you can now watch a kebab all day. What? I said slightly.
The bill put forward by the conservatives this morning has one rightful place, the bin. It does no good for either side of the argument.
Oh, Monday. Overnight, we’ve had the far-right put forward their same-sex marriage bill, Malcolm crashing through the floor and an ambulance painted in passive-aggressiveness.
It’s been a rather violent week, punctuated by the abuse of Sam Dastyari, assumed peace in the Middle East and the prohibitive standards of decorum.
I’m just going to say it. Enough with these hashtag trials and online lynchings. If evidence exists of wrongdoing, fine, but let’s not presume guilt over innocence.
The general response to Sam Dastyari being abused is one of shock and disbelief. What it actually represents, is a chance for us to do something we seldom do. Speak up.
Well, consider it a day of ugliness on all fronts. Sam Dastyari was racially abused, Uber hooked up with NASA, and Pokemon Go will return…in Harry Potter’s clothes.
Hump day. What a misleading title. In the interim of your consciousness, yet more citizenship bungles became known, a solution for gun control was floated and some rather serious allegations were aimed at an actor.
In the wake of the growing crisis on Manus Island, a collection of medical professionals have voiced their concerns about the health of those who remain.
Welcome to Doomsday. The world flirted with extinction after Snapchat took a day off, Nike was referenced in the Paradise Papers and someone married someone else.