To celebrate his birthday, we've invited master illusionist Harry Houdini to the office for tea and cake. Hey. Where'd he go?
Well, it’s official. According to science, we’ve wasted our lives. But at least thanks to a new handy chart, we can know exactly what we’ll never be as good at again.
We’re all about objective fact here at The Big Smoke, so each week we’ll bring you TrumpFact: a simple measure of the good and ill the man creates. We won’t judge. That’s your job.
The Aztecs were an ornate, forward-thinking and often brutal civilisation. Sadly, they’re all dead. But today is their birthday, so we’re honouring their sacrifice in the first of our “Happy birthday, you’re…” series.
An Italian restaurateur has silenced noisy kids with the most ingenious strategy – by offering their parents a discount on their meals.
Lately, it seems that Canberra can only agree to disagree. So, I’ve taken the liberty of forming three policies that could pass without complaint.
One feudal figure known as Dave, the Malaphor King, has charted the nonsensical idioms of Caesar Trump and his administration. All hail King Dave!
My relationship with reality television is a deep and confusing one. Yes, it’s toxic, and yes, my house is an ambitious mess, but the possibility of it working keeps me going back.
After a recent study discovered that 56% of applicants were caught lying on their resume, I’ve decided to take it to the other extreme.
Disagreeing with someone on the Internet is the entire reason there is an Internet, right? Well, after surviving this tale, you’ll never criticise again.
Recent study shows listening to hip-hop unlocks creative part of brain, lowers boundaries that say “no”. Do we subscribe to this theory? Yeeeeaaahh, bbbooooyyyeeeee!
With the tiny kitchen trend far from stale (thank you, Katy Perry), I think it’s time we look at what we created – in abject horror. Make the tiny pain stop.
The rise of Trump raises an important question. If you happened to be a dictator, how would you design your office? Well, there’s some important design basics you should be aware of.
If there’s a day for the use of large words to impress people, surely Valentine’s Day is it. Time to hook bae with the length of your perspicacity, yeah?
Finally, an app that matches disgruntled singles, not based on shared values but on mutual distain. “Hater” is looking pretty enticing – at least, to those not too bitter to entertain such technology.
The collective roargasm described by the press gallery post-Turnbull’s volcanic QT spasm was done so in a lazy pursuit of headline, and sans the proper objectiveness.
There’s something odd happening to me. In my 31st year, I’ve found that the tired, short-tempered geriatric me is now the norm. And the missing, “fun” me gives me the heebie-geebies.
Fake news, alt-facts and doublespeak is here to stay. Fortunately, I’ve developed a failproof method to debunk it. The Dave test.
It wouldn’t be remiss to call it a new low. The same day our PM was called “Trumble”, we discovered that we should “Tuck Frump”. Dearie doo.
A recent study has confirmed my worst held fears – using your phone on public transport is no longer considered rude.
A hollow goodbye with a slow clap, The Terminator revisited, and a man with no filter painted his English brown… But who were the winners and losers?
Centrelink’s Christian Porter is gonna give it the old college try… where the college is the pocket Nazi fratboy dorm from Animal House.