Our parent's generation says we should all stop seeing the avocado for our own good. I'm not saying they're right, but to prove them wrong, I've decided to break up with my green bae.
The ‘unboxing’ craze is sweeping Youtube, where kids watch other kids open new toys. Call it genius marketing, call it morally questionable – I call it an hour off.
Officially, Nude Gardening Day has come and gone, however, I will say that the sentiment should be carried on throughout the year. Get it all out, who cares? I dig it.
You’ve heard of the 27 Club – Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, Cobain, Winehouse – but there’s also a 47 Club. Tortured and tragic, its members gave much to the world, but cashed in their chips before they could truly live the fruit of their genius.
The fountain of youth does exist. Unfortunately, its true location lies on the borders of the duckface.
Backpacking is a societal construct filled with disappointment and failed sexual conquest. So, for those of you keen on Europe, here’s what’ll be on your mind. Sort of.
Finally. Common ground exists with Donald Trump. He doesn’t believe in exercise, a fact which makes me interested in a way I’m not proud of.
Today is May the fourth, the date we celebrate the Star Wars universe. What better way than to unpack the mind of the biggest goth in the galaxy?
For our money, Comic Sans is the Pol Pot of fonts. However, there is a method behind the brutal madness, apparently (not that it has convinced us).
Australian suburb names are funny. Australians going overseas and forcing our idiosyncracies on others is not. Well. Maybe it is. Lol?
In the modern age, people enter discussions rashly without prior research, which breeds misinformation. So how do you get out of it? Well…
Happy Easter! Our resident life coach/misanthrope has earnestly shared his sole recipe with us: alcoholic easter eggs. Might be a cry for help. Meh.
Notable Marxist thinker Slavoj Žižek has come up with an alternate theory for the movie Titanic, claiming that the iceberg actually saved Jack and Rose from themselves.
Finally, a glitch in the system. Someone let an AI organise dinner, and the results are not good.
For many, Easter starts and ends with Jesus, but throughout history there are strangely similar holidays that predate it. So, it might behove one to climb down from your cross.
The land of the free and the home of the spurious lawsuit has a new hero, a man who looked to singlehandedly right injustice…in regards to imitation butter.
Flight has long become extremely safe, and therefore boring. But for those who opine for a simpler time of danger, there’s still plenty of brazen filth at 30,000 feet to be found.
Life is hard. Keeping your head above water often brings on the need for a nap. Fortunately, Life Hacks for the Dead shows us how to solve both. Except the debt part.
Dog ownership is great. However, sharing a breed with history’s greatest monsters is another thing entirely. To prove it, we asked some dog owners.
Slang moves quickly, and the romantic lexicon overtakes it. Ghosting is dead as the corpse it left, so what’s currently fresh in the dating realm? Well…
To celebrate his birthday, we’ve invited master illusionist Harry Houdini to the office for tea and cake. Hey. Where’d he go?
Well, it’s official. According to science, we’ve wasted our lives. But at least thanks to a new handy chart, we can know exactly what we’ll never be as good at again.