Tinder users can expect an entirely new experience, as profiles will now be rated between one and ten and matched to only those who share the same number.
With the gobsmacking news that a string of Earth-like planets has been discovered, it seems that scientists have already launched ships in their direction – with rather spurious reasons why.
A brand new study discovered that the majority of an audience only read the headline of an article before commenting.
I for one love Tom Clancy’s timely saga about a US President controlled by the Kremlin caught in a web of propagandised lies and prostitution. Wait, what?
Move over Nigerian princes, for there’s a new scamster in town. Centrelink’s shenanigans have gotten out of hand, and the solution requires a man with “a very particular set of skills…”
Cec Poole, Australia’s finest political nuisance, sets out his reasons for turning to Trump. ‘Tis the season, after all.
In a TBS exclusive, we sort of have the wife of the PM, Lucy, sharing a behind the scenes snapshot of life with Malcolm. That’s “sort of” as in “not really”.
Forget about the ABCC, the biggest issue befalling the corridors of power this week involves a fenced lawn. I pretended to be an investigatory journalist, but sat at home to file this report.
We’ve seen it so many times. It’s hard enough when a friend starts seeing the bad boy and you just know they’re going to get their heart broken. But what to do when that friend is the Prime Minister…?
Still struggling to make sense of the US election? Us too. Pick through the debris left by the election bomb with a soothing dose of Sunday satire.
The ‘budgie nine’ have gained their freedom, but according to Pauline Hanson, the Islamification of the budgie smuggler is the real issue.
An American mother was stunned to see what her son brought home: the dreaded anti-vaccer. She got through it, but hopes there isn’t a second date.
They say it got smart, then really smart. News (sort of) out of the US explains how a med robot has a larger office than you.
Sick of not being taken seriously online? Well, thanks to our #satire buds at The Science Post, a study has PROVEN what we always knew: COMMENTS ARE MORE CONVINCING WHEN WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS.
According to certain dogs, rabies is just one of those diseases you get during puppyhood. No big deal.
The US Government has let the cat out of the bag. Yes, everything is a conspiracy. But that’s exactly what they’d want us to think.
One citizen’s earnest letter of thanks to the Census somehow ended up on our desk. So, we’re printing it. Enjoy one man, taking complete leave of one’s census.
In the quiet carriage, no one can hear you scream. But all is well…save for the klaxon of discrimination blasting elsewhere: #BusPeopleNeedQuietToo
Affluenza. The smug killer. For too long, that disease has hung over the heads of honest Australians, but luckily, Turnbull has a plan.
Those short sighted anti-vaccers are at it again. To eliminate mercury in all its forms, they’re petitioning to have the planet removed from the solar system.
Recent Harvard study confirms it: dissenting anti-vaccer and anti-GMO commenters on Internet articles can only be smarter than publishers.
A brand new scientific study shows that most don’t even need to actually read the articles they claim to support.