In her latest exclusive, Ivanka expresses her frustration that the only authoritative source likely to confirm her Dad’s standing as the Greatest US President Ever, is him.
You know how it works. The news, undercut by irreverent waffling. This morning, Lena Dunham became a phrase, Donald lived his best life and the Batman needs a new face. But who?
Good morning all! The week that just flew had a nicer face than usual. Unless you’re Robert Mugabe. Or you voted ‘No’.
In another compelling communiqué from the White House, Ivanka reveals that her dad is closer to God than you might think.
Another week, another questionable set of choices. This week Harvey Weinstein became a verb, friends became past tense, and Tim Cahill (almost) became a a pariah. Almost.
Beyond the insane headlines and moronic soundbite, sits an even scarier truth. America under Donald Trump isn’t that different to what it was before.
Ugh, my head. While you weren’t present, Tim Cahill revealed our footballing entitlement, Seth Rogen’s mum hunted him on Twitter, and Donald Trump still can’t let the moron thing go. A rose by any other name, right?
There’s a theme that links all these pieces together. See if you can spot it. Donald Trump continues to stew over the ‘moron’ comment, Harvey Weinstein was terminated and Rick & Morty fans acted their age.
The Internet is a place not unlike purgatory. Except far more boring. Welcome back to the tepid pool of fake news. Don’t drink the water.
Ever wonder why we tolerate the politicians we elect turning from good to evil? There’s a very good reason why.
Good morning, gorgeous. While you were dozing, Trump met the people of Puerto Rico, one gun manufacturer benefitted from Las Vegas, and Jared Leto committed career seppuku.
I hope you like abject insanity on your toast, as Donald Trump sledged Hurricane survivors, Hugh Hefner ensured his legacy, and we went to war over Macklemore.
Twitter is currently infested with bots, but no-one is quite sure why. Typically, Donald Trump is front-and-centre to this problem, but local leaders and journalists alike are subject to the same problem. I’m looking at you, Malcolm.
Hooray for stupidity. Christopher Pyne was quoted out of context, a teenager was arrested for doing the Macarena and Donald Trump’s latest venture is a hit in rural Germany.
As we look at the abyss of modern day politics and quietly weep, as we look to take a break, let us note our privilege of being able to take that easy way out.
Once upon a time, the undecided voter populated this planet, but the man made constructs of Charlottesville and the plebiscite has pushed us to the brink of extinction.
This week we celebrate the forefather of fake news, by nitpicking many Trump things. That, and whether you can take an alien bride or not. I know you’re curious.
We’ve been raised on the assumption that if nothing else, Trump can close a deal. However, the leaked transcript of his infamous conversation with Malcolm Turnbull refutes that.
One instance of getting medieval, the elimination of two enemies and a brazen attempt to fondle the national jewels. Pretty standard, #Auspol. For shame.
Morning. Overnight we’ve had Donald Trump wheel out another ban, a plea deal from suspect drug smuggler Cassie Sainsbury, and one distraught dog owner fighting back against abuse.
A sad sad week. We lost Sean Spicer from the White House, another Greens Senator from the Senate and one Canadian fisherman farewelled his innocence, to a roving pack of randy seals.
Thursday. The foreplay to the weekend proper. Phwoar. Newswise, there’s truth bombs afoot, as it turns out Terrorism had a bad year in 2016, Donald Trump did something and Milan banned the selfie stick. Forza.