Oh, dear. Overnight, Donald launched his SpaceFarce, England barely won and one woman hit the jackpot. Sort of.
Well, it’s the morning after. Robbie Williams ruined the World Cup, Donald Trump turned 71 and Apple will (sort of) remake Steamboat Willy.
If you’re wondering what we’ll get from this Donald/Kim summit, I suggest we already got it – a handshake and a photo op.
Morning! Overnight, the Minister for Women betrayed her base, Donald would invite Kim over for snacks and we have a scandal on the eve of the World Cup.
Next week, Donald Trump will meet Kim Jong-un in Singapore. Fortunately, Dennis Rodman will be present to ensure that peace reigns. Yes, this is where we’re at.
Well, Good Morning. Overnight, Kate Spade left us, Donald Trump made an adult decision and our friendly, simple upstairs neighbours turned 159.
Hugo Morthanigo reports from Singapore on the upcoming meeting between Trump and Kim and how the local authorities plan to dispose of the nuclear fallout.
There’s much talk of weapons in Trump’s America. But don’t blame him, as gun has always trumped knife.
Lordy doo, what a week. Roseanne Barr overdosed on stupidity, One Nation split in two and one man filled a bathtub with spuds, because drugs.
Today, Kim Kardashian met with the Trumps. It’s a sentence that makes no sense, and the accompanying image is equally galling. How did we get here?
Morning! It’s a bad one. Overnight, South Korea pushed the North away from the bargaining table, Tom Wolfe left us and Mr Markle continues to make his daughter’s wedding about him.
Melania Trump’s recent anti-bullying campaign made the news for plagiarising Michelle Obama, but maybe her attention should be focused on someone else.
It’s morning. Again. Overnight, Donald Trump almost did a group he hates a favour, India joined the space race and fans of Harry Potter gave themselves over to the dark mark.
Budget day. Smell it. Smells like…disappointment. Overnight, ScoMo announced the first cut, Melania Trump’s daily life was revealed and those who don’t like dessert got theirs.
Monday morning, Ok. Overnight, Trump’s new lawyer announced that he’ll be refusing the subpoena to explain Russian electoral interference, a man ate a hamburger and another was hit in the groin. #News.
Well, fudge. It’s been a week of insanity, as Donald Trump was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, the emergency services hotline came down with a bout of the Telstras and one rad dude saved one rad dog.
The US political landscape was divided enough, although the rise of the algorithm has just split us further. How are we supposed to discuss if we’re only getting one side?
Monday morning. The smell of victory is in the air, as the chairman of the AMP stood down, the UK is fighting Donald with Green Day and Walt Disney got paid.
Well, fudge. Overnight Kanye West dropped his nonsense for a new audience, Hank Azaria quit the Kwik-E-Mart and Facebook laughs at your pity criticism.
Monday morning. Jesus. Overnight, Vladimir Putin warned the United States, Beyonce brought back 2006, and the Comm Games returned our dessert.
In this exclusive advisory for Fake News, Ivanka reveals that giving advice to her Dad has about the same effect as lying down on the tracks to prevent a train-wreck.
Friday. Tally-ho. Overnight, Donald Trump explained yesterday’s insanity (sort of), the mass school shooting problem was solved (not really) and Russell Westbrook found love (kinda)