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Cards against humanity buys up land so Trump can’t build his border wall

No longer just a game for terrible people, Cards Against Humanity has now looked to join forces with it, hatching a plot to stop Trump.



The long-time eroder of the walls of decency around your mum, Cards against Humanity, has decided to take on another questionable one, taking aim at Donald Trump’s promise of a border wall between the United States and Mexican border.

The form of the spanner is dirt, as the company has purchased a plot of land on the border, making it difficult to make all the concrete join up, you know, to make a wall.

A statement on the Cards Against Humanity website, put it thusly:

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,” a passage on the site reads.

“He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing.

“So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing (sic) in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”



“On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.”

Apparently, there’s a finite number of chances in which to donate, and in turn become a problem. At last count, there were just shy of 80,000 chances left to donate, but they’re going fast.

So, in the interest of balance, I won’t say where to find the link, but you’ll figure it out.