Matt works as a Copywriter where he stews up morphemes, misuses morphological inflexions and deletes conjunctions without asking. He has the annoying habit of making incongruous verbs out of perfectly good nouns. As a freelance journalist he tries to avoid all of these bad habits, covering a range of topics from travel to politics. He once accidentally gatecrashed the funeral of a 105-year-old woman in China, was involved in
a high-speed motorcycle chase in Vietnam and has been stranded by flash flooding in the Bolivian jungle with nothing but a packet of two-day-old hot dogs. His greatest fear is an Orwellian dystopia where humans only eat kale and ride unicycles to work. He overcomes this fear by eating a lot of pork.
Email him with any tips/stories/scoops/ (anti) kale memes: firstname.lastname@example.org