The rules of grammar are rules for a reason. They shall not be broken, lest the breakee suffer endless harassment from Nazi types. You know what? Screw that.
After a Sydney man was fined $112 for desperately coveting a service station pie, the legendary folks at the legendary Harry’s Cafe de Wheels would very much like to compensate him. In pies.
Because we’re not allowed to have anything, the people of science are now questioning our weekend sleep-ins. Just take the blood from our veins, you jackals.
According to research, the only thing worth anything in a marriage is what quietly sits in your genes.
While the US government has charged one company for buying fake reviews on Amazon, but I don’t see how they’re going to outpace the suppliers.
Over in America, senior citizens are now using an Uber-style app to deliver them grandkids to help around the house, or make sure they finish off that sponge in the fridge.
According to a recent study, 15% of Brits love their pets more than their partner. To combat this, one law firm is now offering ‘pet-nups’. Sounds ruff.
In news just in, cheese will apparently make you immortal, free of all mortal constraints. Is it legit? Who cares!
According to one American college, playing board games with your partner releases something called a ‘love hormone’. Sounds legit, but stay away from Old Kent Road, darling.
According to Pornhub, cartoon pornography remains one of the most popular searches on their site. However, science believes that there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, even if your mother says otherwise.
With AI now able to create extremely convincing fake images and videos, lawmakers are scrambling to catch up.
While social media has brought us closer together, it may have ruined the concept of romantic love. I blame you and your weekly anniversaries, Karen.
Skirting the border of genius and insanity, the good people of Reddit have decided that we need to allow the flat-earth mob into our loungerooms.
According to one startup, the future of coffee is beanless. Offering a product that won’t impact the environment…or your wallet.
After researching the hundred most populate health articles of 2018, researchers discovered that the vast majority were either ill-informed, misinterpreted or just plain garbage.
Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re looking to ditch that person you (no longer) love, follow our three step guide, and you’ll be Tindering in no time – you awful awful person.
A recent legal complaint saw a child sue his parents for giving birth to him. Lols aside, it’s a serious philosophical question. Should you bring something into a world of suffering?
Good news! Bosses of the present day already believe that working 40 hours a week in virtual reality is the future. Sure, guys.
You may have had celery juice, but have you had celery juice freshly sourced by a ghost?
With the news that YouTube is set to crack down on the promotion of conspiracy videos, this woke insomniac is wondering who made them do it…and why.
Australia’s foremost military mind wants our government to increase control of the internet for our protection. But should we?