The father of the man charged with murdering Eurydice Dixon has taken to the media to decry the amount of abuse he’s suffered. Is he allowed our empathy?
Oh, dear. Overnight, Donald launched his SpaceFarce, England barely won and one woman hit the jackpot. Sort of.
Paired with the Eurydice Dixon memorial being vandalised was the familiar good guy denial. Again we’ve missed the point. We need to educate our own.
Well, it happened. Eurydice Dixon’s memorial was vandalised, Germany lost their first opener since 1982 and Clive Palmer returned. But don’t call it a comeback.
What a week it was. Donald Trump started a fight with Canada, a horrible crime shocked a nation and Uber looked to curtail drunks that use their product.
Well, it’s the morning after. Robbie Williams ruined the World Cup, Donald Trump turned 71 and Apple will (sort of) remake Steamboat Willy.
Despite the promises that the Australian military “handled” those who flew the Nazi flag in Afghanistan, I’m afraid the problem goes far deeper than that.
Well, it’s nonsense for breakfast again I’m afraid. One Nation self-destructed, a pimp won a seat for the Republicans and the official World Cup song is officially bad.
Good morning to you, gorgeouses. You. You people are the stars. Overnight, Donald booted up iMovie, Russia marched back to her glorious past, and Twitter outlined how we’ll beat the French.
If you’re wondering what we’ll get from this Donald/Kim summit, I suggest we already got it – a handshake and a photo op.
Don’t fool yourself, today is a Monday. Overnight, the US Supreme Court decided to be geese, one kid was arrested on the suspicion of extreme violence and a royal couple is set to judge how we live.
Public Holiday Monday. The three greatest words that ever lived. Vale. Overnight, nonsense happened, primarily starring a goat. Not bbbaaaAAAaadd.
Our campaign to create a fairer bus timetable for all Canberrans has got a shot in the arm, as the government is now willing to discuss the issue.
The hammer fell for a reprehensible individual, the poojogger became a thing, and unspeakable horror visited Sydney. Oh dear.
The passing of Anthony Bourdain hit me hard. However, the lessons he taught me will forever live on.
Morning! Overnight, the Minister for Women betrayed her base, Donald would invite Kim over for snacks and we have a scandal on the eve of the World Cup.
Ugh. Morning. Halp. Overnight, many Americans fled America, Kim Kardashian had White House success and some dorks on Twitter argued about Star Wars. Fun fun.
Well, Good Morning. Overnight, Kate Spade left us, Donald Trump made an adult decision and our friendly, simple upstairs neighbours turned 159.
Yesterday, gamers were blamed for the failings of the NBN. We’re an easy target. Maybe we should form our own lobby. Vote 1, The Lan Party?
Monday. Hooray. Overnight, an internet feud involving Jimmy Kimmel went south, Crayola learned nothing from the past and Pauline Hanson buggered off to London.
Lordy doo, what a week. Roseanne Barr overdosed on stupidity, One Nation split in two and one man filled a bathtub with spuds, because drugs.