Overnight, PETA suggested we adjust our language to protect animals. As a vegan myself, I’d rather eat a porterhouse than side with those morons.
The fall of Elon Musk has been as swift as it has been noticeable. But, he does have the cash, and the axes to grind to make us all pay, Mr Bond.
Cimon, a robot assisting astronauts in space made headlines after calling a human out on his behaviour. You know what, it was fair. You guys are rude.
“If it doesn’t work, at least we tried.” In an effort to bring peace to their relationship, local couple decides to introduce a baby into the equation.
Laughter is often called the best medicine. But take our word for it: not every hilarious prescription is created equal.
Dotty LaFou, the suburban sage, is here to solve your problems. This week, a new couple is a risk by inadvertent gas attacks in the middle of the night.
Yesterday, Bunnings decided to slightly change the sausage sandwich. The internet lost it. I think it’s time we talk about that place Australia, and why we’d defend it to the death.
According to a UK study, by the time our kids reach their teens, 1,300 images of them will exist online. The minds behind the data blame us. And fair enough. Anyone for a 38-month status update?
Cutting out the middleman entirely, the Chinese decided to replace their robotic newsreaders with AI versions of them. Could work.
This Armistice Day, we’re looking at soldiers who suffered horrendous facial injuries during the Great War and how medicine and art worked together to help them.
According to a very serious (and not all bogus) study, Facebook believes that the anti-vaccers that use their platform are the absolute worst.
Over in America, one Clinton voter wanted to know why she lost the election. So, he created an app that openly shares your entire voting history. Seems sensible.
We might roll our eyes at Clive’s Titanic, but it’s actually a home run for my generation. We love nothing more than death, nostalgia and Leonardo DiCaprio. All aboard.
According to new evidence at hand, it seems that David Schwimmer did steal a slab of beer. With the investigation now beyond comprehension, I suggest we lock them both up.
According to the Facebook page of the Blackpool Police, they’re looking for a thief that looks awfully familiar.
Ever forget someone’s name? Well, according to the findings of a new study, it’s rather serious. That, and don’t ever tell the truth. Ever.
Usain Bolt to play for the Mariners, but wants more money. Conversely, the Mariners want someone else to fit the bill, but won’t play him. I’ve heard less toxic relationships articulated at Centrelink.
Well, an ugly story got more stupid, as CNN announced that a body double of Jamal Khashoggi was spotted taking the sights wearing the clothes of the dead journalist.
According to a recent study, Dogs seem to understand the nonsense that we babble at them. However, with researchers not entirely sure, our dogs might be humouring us. They would do that.
According to palaeontologists, the T-Rex was actually far pudgier than we thought. It doesn’t want to be fed…it wants to go for seconds.
According to the general assumption, the face you make when in pain is the same when you orgasm. However, one dodgy set of researchers want to remove the lead from our pencils.