According to the general assumption, the face you make when in pain is the same when you orgasm. However, one dodgy set of researchers want to remove the lead from our pencils.
In an effort to force him out the door, the Ecuadorian embassy has instituted a raft of very serious house rules for Julian Assange.
While science believes that inclement weather strongly affects our mood, it depends on what seasonal disorder you possess.
With Australia set to uniformly decide who will represent us at the Eurovision song contest, I feel there’s only one man for the job. So, what about he?
We’re all subject to an odd phenomenon in life, where one name is somehow home to an endless cycle of douchebags. My name is Josh.
Over in Turkey, a pizza boy is facing a decade in jail after he was recorded spitting in his delivery. Seems reasonable. Maybe we should do that here.
Cyclopes are one of the most recognisable foes in Greek mythology, but would you know what to do if one attempted to mug you? No? Read on…
The “Baby Shark” phenomenon is one that cannot be hunted to extinction. But how accurate is it from a scientific standpoint? One expert decided to break it down. “Baby Shark” is a vicious earworm loosed upon the world, one that burrows into our minds, forcing us to impulsively babble Doo doo, da-doo da-doo doo doo long…
Social media is everyone is celebrating #NationalBoyfriendDay, so we thought we’d offer you an opportunity to get yours in line.
Once more into the underworld of the internet’s nonsense we go, this week our journey is highlighted by the pervy nature of Facebook’s hack, and the laziest vegan pizza in recorded history.
Today, Jesus returned, warning of future destruction if we don’t behave. To prove he was serious, he used clip-art. See you in Hell, sinners.
In an effort to ruin Christmas forever, the insane minds of Scrabble have decided to allow the most basic of teenage slang – and I do mean basic.
Russell Crowe has suggested that Australia and New Zealand should merge, placing Jacinda Ardern as PM. Great idea, but I don’t think they’ll go for it.
One New York butcher has decided to help drunks out, creating a vending machine that dispenses meat in the small hours. Japan laughs at you, very sensibly.
The video of Donald Trump being laughed out of the UN is pure clickbait. But the fact that the official version opens with the gaffe may truly define him to the meme generation.
In an effort to not act their age, the Oxford Dictionary is now asking the teens of today to explain their terminology. IMHO, it’s a move more wack than bashy.
Scott Morrison is a really relatable guy. I think I caught him recently chatting to Sky News’ Paul Murray. I think this is what he said. Seemed relatable.
Over in Russia, Dominos promised a lifetime supply of pizza to anyone who got a tattoo of their logo. Sadly, their noble plan went awry.
Good news! In less than three hours, Sydney will be washed away in a wave of biblical fury. It’s about damn time.
We’re all overworked and overwrought. However, the needle in the strawberry punnet is our way out. We just need to be lucky enough to find one.
To me, there’s only one Lord Byron. Except for that other arsehole named Byron, but I call him Brian.