I love the smell of falsehoods in the morning. Welcome to another rancid, steaming serve of Fake News. Just wash your hands afterwards. With Bleach.
Earlier this morning, one columnist stated that the solution to Sydney’s housing market is leaving it. Well, there’s also another way.
Fake News is very much like stocking a library with books you’ll never read. You think you look smart, but everyone knows you’re actually dim as fudge. Sorry, Dad.
Wollongong, the town of my birth, is a fairly laid back place. Except in the case of a recent council-sanctioned art installation. All bets are currently off.
According to the internet, the Silent Yoga Disco is now a thing. BYO chakra, mat and tunes. Ohhmmmyeah!
You know what? Australia loves a political scandal, and the reason why it keeps happening is because we want it to. We have a problem.
While everyone might be celebrating the end of Barnaby, the horrible truth is that he possesses everything we don’t.
Fake News is a lot like that freaky bar in Star Wars. Everyone is ugly, the music sucks and there are limbs littering the floor. Are we really going to find a pilot of truth in here?
Fake News. The artificially angled photo of the news world. We know it’s not that big. Why lie for.
At one point, meditation focused on the expansion of the self. Today it is packaged as a tool to fix everything.
Over in Colorado, those of science have created an artificial skin that can not only heal itself but also possess the same sense of touch we do.
Good news! That door you slam every morning probably wants to kill you…if a new theory is to be believed.
While the question of a republic remains unanswered, perhaps we could use our democratic rights to choose our next monarch? It’s been done before.
Everyone hates slow-walkers, but you know what? Compared to these bastards, they’re borderline saints.
The internet is a bent monarch, with Fake News the jewel in its crown. This week, Greenpeace got real edgy, a man found something and a rat smelled nice. So, what’s fake?
The afternoon nap is a well-known phenomenon. However, new research believes that you should be doing it as much as possible.
So, Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl. Luckily, the internet has figured out why: He’s actually Melania Trump. Huge if true.
Who leaked the Cabinet Papers? Probably one of the usual suspects. Make the witch hunt fun with our media blame game bingo!
Unfortunately, the Sydney performance of the Super Blue Blood moon has been cancelled due to bad weather. But no matter, we’re here to help you lie about it. You saw it. Of course, you did.
Fake News is often an arrow through the neck with a gas bill attached to it. This week, the state of California entered a state of confusion, and while Iceland wants your girth, India certainly doesn’t need it.
This week’s Fake News Editorial examines the mysterious face-time between Sarah Hanson-Young and Donald Trump in Davos.