In a staggering move, all future scientific studies WILL BE REPLACED BY LIBERAL USAGE OF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. OK?!
Sick of internet conjecture, JK Rowling has announced that her next book will just be a list of who is doing who…and how.
The news of George Pell’s conviction has the populace of one Victorian prison rushing to welcome him in the proper fashion.
In a surprise move, the measles are trying to make nice with Hollywood, so they’ve sent some of their greatest critics a free basket of what they’re about.
This morning, Matthew Flinders was found, and was found to have some strong words for Scott Morrison’s plan to honour Captain Cook.
In an attempt to woo women back to the Liberal Party, Scott Morrison has offered a fresh twist on the ‘So Where The Bloody Hell Are You” tourism campaign.
It’s official. Your mum’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
Schadenfreude. The only thing that makes life worth living. Ha ha.
It’s official, it only takes a two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re yelling.
According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
In a sweeping study of the industry, 80% of practicing naturopaths admitted to flunking out of med school.
Fake news correspondent, Cec Pitt, discusses whether the major NSW parties are applying sufficient due care and attention to selecting candidates for the state’s top job.
“If it doesn’t work, at least we tried.” In an effort to bring peace to their relationship, local couple decides to introduce a baby into the equation.
In an effort to help those truly in need, Centrelink has announced a new welfare package will be introduced to assist those who failed to influence Instagram.
Panicked cocaine enthusiasts are fleeing for the indoors as this afternoon’s predicted dust storm blows its way into Sydney.
In a far-encompassing social study, it seems that those who wear large logo polo shirts are not necessarily rich. Scandal.
It seems that the banks have learned from the Royal Commission, and to prove it, they’ve instituted a new fee to say sorry. In their most contrite response to the interim findings of the Royal Commission into banking misconduct, Australia’s big four banks have moved to ease the pain they have caused customers…
One innocent Movember participant was taken in by the police over the weekend, primarily on the basis of looking more than a bit suss.
According to a very serious (and not all bogus) study, Facebook believes that the anti-vaccers that use their platform are the absolute worst.
Usain Bolt is the next talent to be poached by Rugby Union, as the Wallabies were quick to cut the Jamaican a cheque. They’ll work out the details later.
In this latest Fake News exclusive, Ivanka explains why she believes her dad will eventually triumph over CNN and the New York Times and become America’s most beloved President.