In response to an independent review of their boorish culture, Cricket Australia responded in a rather fitting manner. Got him!
One local has become something of a neighbourhood celebrity, his fame purely based on the frequency of his posting on the suburb’s Facebook page.
Spurred the result of the by-election, Scott Morrison has commissioned walls to be built around all remaining Liberal seats. You know, for their own protection.
Today’s Wentworth by-election is massive. Depending on who you’re listening to, the world is set to forever change because of it. Satire alert.
In a desperate attempt to bring him to life, Labor is set to push Bill Shorten to undergo a radical procedure. Could work.
One weekend punter took to social media to announce his $600 race win, despite the fact he was $9300 down.
Chloe Shorten writes exclusively for Fake News on what it is about her husband Bill that encourages people to take so little notice of him.
Trouble in Canberra is afternoon as a presser to deny climate change was cancelled due to an unexpected change in the weather.
Despite the media furore about the ABC, Malcolm Turnbull never asked his close friend, Justin Milne to sack their reporters. Milne’s new job for Mal is entirely coincidental.
Cutting out the middleman, one Sydney gym is now offering a rigorous Photoshop training regime to help their clients get that summer body they always wanted. A Sydney gym is embracing digital enhancement by offering photoshop courses to its members. “Many of our clients who’ve had good results at the gym exercising are…
One Sydney resident has found herself in hot water after she was accused of favouring her dog’s social media footprint over her dog.
Not wanting to make an assumption, one Sydney doctor refused to identify the gender of a baby with a penis.
After surviving the odds, one Double Bay woman marked herself as safe after discovering her strawberries were uncontaminated.
Direct from the White House, Ivanka explains the extreme measures being taken to help the public understand her dad.
After Tony Abbott congratulated himself for the formation of his stable government, the last leader of the Soviet Union followed suit.
Cec Pitt, one of the greatest natural talents in fake news, discusses the vital role of political assassination in a modern democracy.
As measles continues to spread across continental Europe, one group of “experts” are thrilled. Luckily, they’ve done their research.
Frank Rarely reports from Canberra where the Coalition is deciding whether it should become the world’s first driverless government. NEG vibes be damned.
Cec Poole, an inveterate writer of letters to the Editor, reacts to the latest dire warnings on climate change and ponders what he can do to save the world because politicians don’t seem to be up to it.
For the 6,000 years we’ve existed as a species, we’ve longed to see space. Mike Pence has granted us this wish.