With the Skripals mysteriously recovering from their poisoning, the danger of this moment is that those that preceded it will soon be forgotten.
Conspiracy theories exist largely because of mainstream media’s lies. So when that same media admonishes the theorists, it’s a case of the pot calling the kettle suspect.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, we have a number of bombs that the US dropped in 2016, FIFA expanded the World Cup, and the dead horse of political entitlements was flogged anew.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, positives actually. Bana was evacuated from Aleppo, we kept our AAA credit rating and a politician got a new job.
Morning all. What happened while you were asleep? Don’t ask. The Aleppo ceasefire was broken and the earth is long overdue for extinction. However, Oxford Uni did introduce a gender neutral pronoun, so hooray for solitary positives!
Morning. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Kanye met Donald, peace was agreed upon in Aleppo, in principle, and Theresa May was criticised for her fashion choices.
An impeachment of a world leader, the completion of a business deal, and Sofía Vergara sued by her own embryos. Standard.
Violence from Russia, posturing from Pete, insanity from Pence, and a Californian city reelected a dead guy. At least someone had the right idea this week.
Morning, all. It’s whatever today is. What happened while you were asleep? Well, the AWU called the Dreamworld disaster, the UN blamed both sides for stopping their plan, and William Shakespeare officially had help. Dearie doo.
A family in Aleppo is trying to survive the bombing, and thanks to Twitter we’re getting a visceral account of the brutality. But the Internet is not convinced.