According to the dorks of the internet, the humble avocado is a heartless antagonist that can and will kill you.
Well, the leadership challenge plot thickened, NZ did bad and one New Yorker used Tinder to rip of ‘The Bachelorette’. Beware the ides of Pete. And Tinder.
Why won’t we let the avocado trend die? This week, for whatever reason, couples are using it as a means to propose.
Oh dear God. The very Australian trend of turning the avocado into uber trending facile foodstuffs has reached the United States. This has to stop.
Our parent’s generation says we should all stop seeing the avocado for our own good. I’m not saying they’re right, but to prove them wrong, I’ve decided to break up with my green bae.
My generation loves the avocado. In fact, we’re willing to ruin our futures for it. But why? I think I have a clue, and it’s to do with the habits of our parent’s generation.