Well, it’s morning. Hoorah. Overnight, we exhumed the corpse of Harambe, the Potterverse’s most attractive dweeb was married off and Bernard Tomic returns serve.
We shouldn’t fault Bernard Tomic. In fact, him openly admitting feelings of depression on national television should be lauded, considering the crisis we face in this country.
Christ. Monday morning. Again. Over night, Israel and Palestine lurched further toward conflict, Poland took to the streets, and Bernard Tomic irked the nation once more.