As far as the nation is concerned, Scott Morrison is incompetent. But, like Donald Trump before him, the sheer magnitude of awfulness makes him impervious to meaningful criticism.
Overnight, Kanye West travelled to Donald’s house to cuss in it, Prince Harry/William was suggested to be our governor-general and marge, marge, the rains are here.
Donald Trump’s defence of Brett Kavanaugh hinges on the fact that his victims are wrong, as they couldn’t possibly remember the moment accurately. Sadly, his assumption is one we’ve all had.
Outstanding nonsense this morning, as it has come to light that Donald Trump started helping his Dad dodge taxes at age 3, Japan rolled up its robo-sleeves and some dorks played Tetris without fighting.
The video of Donald Trump being laughed out of the UN is pure clickbait. But the fact that the official version opens with the gaffe may truly define him to the meme generation.
Whatever Dennis Rodman did, it worked, as North Korea wants to meet Donald Trump again to discuss the end of the war, and the start of a new future.
Monday morning. You made it. Overnight, Bill Shorten wrote a letter, a vintage 1970s fear resurfaced and Donald Trump finally finished off satire.
Fake News is very much that the family house you grew up in, the one that’s now a petrol station. The one with ghosts, spiders and Donald Trump in it.
It’s been a bit of a complex week. It seems that Donald Trump will not visit Australia, Peter Dutton is above the laws he enforces and someone hasn’t seen Back to the Future. Crimes, all.
Now that Donald Trump has been uninvited from another funeral, I think it’s time we pay him his due. He’s just doing what we wish we could all do – stay at home.
Fake News is that person that uses the urinal next to you when the bathroom is deserted. That guy. This week, we investigate the relationship between Donald and Aretha and other clickbait nonsense.
I’m going to be frank. The political nonsense at home and abroad has pushed me to this point. I’m entering a detox until election day.
Good morning, gorgeous. Overnight, Donald Trump’s lawyer decided he was guilty, Justin Trudeau was the subject of a flame war and Dolly Parton discovered memes. Ok.
2018 is a confusing, grating place, where those with opportunity cry loudest. Fortunately, the Dutch have a word for it: ‘aansteller’.
Fake News, you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham. This week we attempt to find truth in the Queen’s wardrobe, the American penal system and a chemical warehouse in the Urals. Fun, fun.
Well, it’s nonsense for breakfast. Donald Trump’s star was damaged, Nestle lost in court and a much-loved HBO series is set to be ruined by a movie. Yay!
Fake News. Why always you. This week we find out if there’s any truth to the Forrest Gump 2 trailer, if cars in Arizona actually melted and why Akon made himself a target for the CIA.
Trump’s nonsense since Helsinki has revealed an obvious truth. Vince McMahon is running the administration, and I know what’s coming next. Bah Gawd!
Well, the world has not yet blown up. I’m disappointed too. Overnight, Trump took back what he said, Australia added inches to its assumption and Cher and Meryl kissed. Cool.
Well, he did it. Due to his trade tariffs with China, the Donald Trump MAGA hat will be coming home…at double the cost to his followers.
A rather loud invasion of a foreign, a continuation of behaviour and a psychic pig headline #Auspol’s nonsense this week. So, who won?
Direct from the White House, Ivanka reveals the advice she gave her dad about his trip to Europe. God help us.