Overnight, Kanye West travelled to Donald’s house to cuss in it, Prince Harry/William was suggested to be our governor-general and marge, marge, the rains are here.
Today, Snoop took to Instagram to castigate Kanye West for his allegiance to Donald Trump, calling him an “Uncle Tom”. But in heralding the man who burned Kanye, we tend to forget his own crimes.
A public holiday Monday. How sweet it very much is. Unfortunately, the same nonsense carried on as usual, highlighted by Elon Musk going the full Cheech.
Elon Musk’s recent nonsense on Twitter places him on a similar trajectory to Kanye West. But who is to blame? Us, or him?
Donald Glover’s visceral This is America has everyone talking, but as we elevate him, we should not ignore the other voices we deem less worthy. It is time to listen.
A fight with a spreadsheet, a big hole digging a bigger one and the pangs of sweet obligation coat the oesophagus of #AusPol this week. So, who won?
This morning the internet lost all of its mind over Kanye West’s love for Donald Trump. However, in the example of him and Morrissey, I don’t think we’re really that mad.
Well, fudge. Overnight Kanye West dropped his nonsense for a new audience, Hank Azaria quit the Kwik-E-Mart and Facebook laughs at your pity criticism.
Crowdfunding is questionable at the best of times, however, when a celebrity of questionable celebrity gets on board, look out.
Thursday? Already. Dang. Overnight, the Great Barrier Reef was battered by the obvious, Kanye West baited his non-fans and one man in Iceland invested in cryptocurrency. And a plane.
Monday, why. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Kanye changed his hair colour, Jim Jefferies started a new social trend in #FlipOffASympathiser and the responses to Trump’s executive orders were tabulated.
Morning. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Kanye met Donald, peace was agreed upon in Aleppo, in principle, and Theresa May was criticised for her fashion choices.
Two friends, two separate responses from the public. Kanye West is fighting the same demons as Kid Cudi, so why do we not care as much?
The life of Pablo has taken another turn with the news that Kanye has been hospitalised for his own safety. The Internet, wonderfully, has his back. Praise Yeezus.
Kanye West has reiterated his desire to run for Presidency in 2020. So what would his actual portfolio look like? To find out we sampled his lyrics.
Morning fudgin’ morning. Oh joy. What happened while you were asleep? Well, The Merkelator will be back, Kanye had an early night, and Deloitte claim 99 problems but Trump not one.
The chicanery of Kanye West is dangerously close to the teachings of a much-revered philosopher – so why don’t we treat Yeezy like one?
As it turns out, IKEA is open to working with Kanye West. However, bugger waiting for the actual products, now that the Internet has made them up.
Being out of bed sucks. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Kanye teamed up with IKEA, Obama asked Republicans to not back Trump and the UN is looking into NT prisoner abuse.
Kanye West’s transformation from humility to Kanye may be deliberate. Not for his gain, but as a warning to us. Success kills.
What time is it? Uhhh. What happened while you were asleep? Pauline refused a dinner offer, the RNC kicked off with nonsense and the Great War resumed hostilities.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, Kanye held a secret show that no-one saw and the internet got cynical with Mal.