Over in the US, the Washington Post believes that kid-based-pizza emporium Chuck-E-Cheese is recycling their pizza slices. They took down Nixon, you know.
For whatever reason, KFC in America is now selling a burger that sports cheetohs and a cheetoh based sauce. Flights are reasonably priced.
Fake News, the boulevard of broken links. This week, a deliveryman delivered street justice, Melania Trump asked Twitter to save her, and coconut water became the lifeblood of us all.
Friday fudging morning. Yew. Overnight, we’ve had Sydney Airport reach new destinations of disappointment, the discovery of something ancient, and the sad story of Mrs Colonel Sanders.
The Colonel is a cruel commandant. With the news of the historic shortage of the UK’s KFC shortage, locals have now taken to bury chicken in their yard. Probably.
Every so often, weird things are found in our fast food, which happens to find the news. But how much of it is true? Well, we endeavoured to find out. Mind the puns.
Well, it’s abject insanity for breakfast again I’m afraid, as Japan enabled a moronic trend, a man raised charity through self-harm and we know KFC’s secret recipe. Again.