How clean is your desk? (You don’t want to know) August 8, 2018 on Featured, On radio this week, Residents, Science by Michael Loughlin How clean is your desk? (You don’t want to know) August 8, 2018 on Featured, On radio this week, Residents, Science by Michael Loughlin I don’t want to sound alarmist, but the desk you work on is closer to a toilet. It’s nothing personal, it’s science.