Over in Turkey, a pizza boy is facing a decade in jail after he was recorded spitting in his delivery. Seems reasonable. Maybe we should do that here.
Once more into the underworld of the internet’s nonsense we go, this week our journey is highlighted by the pervy nature of Facebook’s hack, and the laziest vegan pizza in recorded history.
Over in Russia, Dominos promised a lifetime supply of pizza to anyone who got a tattoo of their logo. Sadly, their noble plan went awry.
Pizza might be a foodstuff that is delivered direct to your door, but how it got to this point is particularly complicated. And tasty!
Fake News, you don’t make a lick of sense. This week we investigate the paranoia of rice that bounces, the pizza pie wedding bouquet and the benefits of hot dog water.
Morning, you brain-dead geniuses. What happened while you were asleep? Well, a former Bernie staffer launched the US progressive party, the Icelandic PM moved to ban the Hawaiian pizza (sort of), and an Australian faces a Balinese jail.
The week that was in five minutes. We’ve seen Japan hit by two earthquakes, Clive Palmer hit with reality and a mattress that knows when you’re hitting it on the sly.