It’s an age-old question. Which celebrity should you rely on for medical advice? This is the puzzle one local mum is attempting to solve.
In a staggering move, all future scientific studies WILL BE REPLACED BY LIBERAL USAGE OF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. OK?!
In a surprise move, the measles are trying to make nice with Hollywood, so they’ve sent some of their greatest critics a free basket of what they’re about.
It’s official. Your mum’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
It’s official, it only takes a two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re yelling.
According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
In a sweeping study of the industry, 80% of practicing naturopaths admitted to flunking out of med school.
“If it doesn’t work, at least we tried.” In an effort to bring peace to their relationship, local couple decides to introduce a baby into the equation.
In an effort to help those truly in need, Centrelink has announced a new welfare package will be introduced to assist those who failed to influence Instagram.
In a far-encompassing social study, it seems that those who wear large logo polo shirts are not necessarily rich. Scandal.
It seems that the banks have learned from the Royal Commission, and to prove it, they’ve instituted a new fee to say sorry. In their most contrite response to the interim findings of the Royal Commission into banking misconduct, Australia’s big four banks have moved to ease the pain they have caused customers…
Usain Bolt is the next talent to be poached by Rugby Union, as the Wallabies were quick to cut the Jamaican a cheque. They’ll work out the details later.
In this latest Fake News exclusive, Ivanka explains why she believes her dad will eventually triumph over CNN and the New York Times and become America’s most beloved President.
One local has become something of a neighbourhood celebrity, his fame purely based on the frequency of his posting on the suburb’s Facebook page.
Spurred the result of the by-election, Scott Morrison has commissioned walls to be built around all remaining Liberal seats. You know, for their own protection.
In a desperate attempt to bring him to life, Labor is set to push Bill Shorten to undergo a radical procedure. Could work.
One weekend punter took to social media to announce his $600 race win, despite the fact he was $9300 down.
Trouble in Canberra is afternoon as a presser to deny climate change was cancelled due to an unexpected change in the weather.
Cutting out the middleman, one Sydney gym is now offering a rigorous Photoshop training regime to help their clients get that summer body they always wanted. A Sydney gym is embracing digital enhancement by offering photoshop courses to its members. “Many of our clients who’ve had good results at the gym exercising are…
Scott Morrison is a really relatable guy. I think I caught him recently chatting to Sky News’ Paul Murray. I think this is what he said. Seemed relatable.
Not wanting to make an assumption, one Sydney doctor refused to identify the gender of a baby with a penis.
After surviving the odds, one Double Bay woman marked herself as safe after discovering her strawberries were uncontaminated.