Spurred the result of the by-election, Scott Morrison has commissioned walls to be built around all remaining Liberal seats. You know, for their own protection.
In a desperate attempt to bring him to life, Labor is set to push Bill Shorten to undergo a radical procedure. Could work.
One weekend punter took to social media to announce his $600 race win, despite the fact he was $9300 down.
Trouble in Canberra is afternoon as a presser to deny climate change was cancelled due to an unexpected change in the weather.
Cutting out the middleman, one Sydney gym is now offering a rigorous Photoshop training regime to help their clients get that summer body they always wanted. A Sydney gym is embracing digital enhancement by offering photoshop courses to its members. “Many of our clients who’ve had good results at the gym exercising are…
Scott Morrison is a really relatable guy. I think I caught him recently chatting to Sky News’ Paul Murray. I think this is what he said. Seemed relatable.
Not wanting to make an assumption, one Sydney doctor refused to identify the gender of a baby with a penis.
After surviving the odds, one Double Bay woman marked herself as safe after discovering her strawberries were uncontaminated.
Direct from the White House, Ivanka explains the extreme measures being taken to help the public understand her dad.
After Tony Abbott congratulated himself for the formation of his stable government, the last leader of the Soviet Union followed suit.
As measles continues to spread across continental Europe, one group of “experts” are thrilled. Luckily, they’ve done their research.
Frank Rarely reports from Canberra where the Coalition is deciding whether it should become the world’s first driverless government. NEG vibes be damned.
For the 6,000 years we’ve existed as a species, we’ve longed to see space. Mike Pence has granted us this wish.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s undressing of modern America has gone viral, but all that glitters is not gold.
Direct from the White House, Ivanka reveals the advice she gave her dad about his trip to Europe. God help us.
In her latest exclusive communiqué, Ivanka details the unfortunate G20 wrap-up meeting she held with her Dad. Exclusive. Sort of.
Kat von D has already announced that she will not be vaccinating her kids, but she’s not done yet. That poor baby.
As it turns out, a Somali jihadist group has more of a problem with plastic bags than Tony Abbott does. He surely can’t stand for that.
We’re living through a golden age of satire. But it’s not causing as much change as we think.
Senior Fake News correspondent Frank Rarely discusses the opportunities for populists and masochists alike to join Pauline.
Hugo Morthanigo reports from Singapore on the upcoming meeting between Trump and Kim and how the local authorities plan to dispose of the nuclear fallout.
Frank Rarely, Canberra’s most celebrated Fake News correspondent wonders if there’s any merit to the budget whatsoever.