Despite the media furore about the ABC, Malcolm Turnbull never asked his close friend, Justin Milne to sack their reporters. Milne’s new job for Mal is entirely coincidental.
Yesterday, the nation discovered the Malcolm Turnbull tapes, where our ex-PM panned his contemporaries. This morning, we found more.
Malcolm Turnbull has a massive problem to navigate, as the sharks will invariably return to finish him off. A solution does exist, but it calls for bold action.
Since the visceral end of the carbon pricing scheme, a reliable emissions policy has been nearer a circus. Sadly, the carnival music has started again.
The rebirth of the whiteboard, a butchered cover and a pile of double entendres ruined AusPol’s birthday cake this week. Just you wait until your father gets home.
We’ve been raised on the assumption that if nothing else, Trump can close a deal. However, the leaked transcript of his infamous conversation with Malcolm Turnbull refutes that.
In order to combat youth unemployment, the Government has recently rolled out its PaTH program. A scheme which raises more questions than it answers.
In an effort to combat domestic terrorism, Turnbull has called for a new sense of Patriotism. However, in my day-to-day experience, it just enables the racial divide further.
Morning, all! What happened while you were asleep? Turnbull won his majority (sort of), there was a sign of solidarity in France, and a man drunk from a shoe.
Bill Shorten has just conceded the election to Malcolm Turnbull, but not before asking the nation to not forget about him.
Morning, love. What happened while you were asleep? Well Malcolm appeared on QandA, England played like England, and love won.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, Kanye held a secret show that no-one saw and the internet got cynical with Mal.
Good morning! What happened after the sandman visited you? Well, Turnbull and Alan Jones play nice and someone changed their name back to their other name.
It seems the Coalition needs someone with FanFic writing skills to make Malcolm Turnbull appear more better, so I’m applying for the job.
The recent art cuts have wounded the industry, but it is those who scream the loudest who misunderstand the issue.
The Turnbull government purports freedom of press and reporting, but her actions are in stark contrast to these words.
Riding the rails of the campaign trail yesterday, our Prime Minister was mistaken for someone who checks the tickets. Oh, Malcolm.
Morning, sleepyhead. What have you missed? Well, Turnbull implicated in the Panama papers, and flying Colombian muggles. Standard.
After the election was called yesterday, the Masked Liberal dropped over to our office. In the rain. Clutching a note. It was weird.
Stop rubbing your hands together with glee, Laborites! For your recent victories over Manus & Negative gearing mean nothing.
It’s officially unofficial: the AusPol title fight is upon us. TBS is ringside with the tale of the electoral tape, to rate the two contenders for your voting pleasure!
We’ve flashed the masked liberal sign over Mt Hotham, and he has answered our calls of political dissolution. To the ad-lib mobile!